albert

Titles are hard to think of

2010-10-30T01:25:00.000-07:00

Well hello there boys and girls. Yeah, sorry I haven't been updating my blog at all lately. If you have been following my blog at all, this just further proves how announcing your goals to the world reduces the chances of actually accomplishing them. So, instead of talking about stuff I want to accomplish in the near future, I will talk about stuff that I wonder about. Here is something I was

Can't sleep

2010-10-10T03:45:00.000-07:00

Have you ever had a dream of something ridiculous and then after you wake up you're scared of it coming true? A couple of days ago I had a dream where the top part of skin of my scalp fell off and now I keep thinking it's going to happen. I have no idea why. I remember in my dream I was like scratching my head and then all of a sudden I just ripped off the skin on my scalp. I'm not exactly sure

Goals

2010-10-09T01:45:00.001-07:00

So I have been taking classes for the GMAT's with my brother and some of his friends at UCLA for the last 3 weeks. One thing I learned from going to this class is that I really hate traffic. My Thursday generally consists of me leaving work 30 minutes early to sit in traffic for two and a half hours. Although one week, I had to bring my brother some gas on the high way because he ran out. That

Haircut

2010-09-25T23:47:00.001-07:00

Every time I get a haircut I always ask for a 2 on the side and an 8 on top. I have been doing this for a while, probably ever since I started college. The thing is, I only like my 2 on the side and an 8 on top haircut maybe about two weeks after I get it.. after my hair grows out a little. It didn't occur to me until today that perhaps I should ask for a less short haircut next time. But what

Blog is still back

2010-09-21T20:46:00.000-07:00

Hey friends. I have absolutely nothing to talk about today. I'm just updating since I boldly stated that I would be posting in it at least once or twice a week less than a week ago. I mean, if I do say so myself, I did a pretty good job with THREE updates last week. But if you don't want to waste your time, you should probably stop reading now.Anyways, I noticed that I have still gotten zero

manager of shitty apartments

2010-09-16T19:27:00.001-07:00

You ever meet someone that really likes to exercise what little power they have to the full extent? My god. I've only met the office manager of my apartment complex like three times but he is the hugest queer-bag ever. When our apartment lease was up, my roommate and I went to the office to ask them if we could get a rent reduction. We ended up talking to this queen of fags. Thomas tried the "Oh

HOARDERS

2010-09-13T21:59:00.001-07:00

Hi unhelpful friends! So yesterday I made a post asking for people to please help with ideas on how to make this blog better. If you could scroll down and take a look, there are zero comments there. Thanks all! I feel so special. Anyways, I have decided to start posting more frequently, maybe like at least once or twice a week. I won't be posting the link on Facebook every time though because I

Blog is back

2010-08-30T21:48:00.000-07:00

(note: date is wrong)So I decided I really want to make this blog better. So far the only cool things about my blog is the counter and the chat box. Except the counter doesn't work anymore and nobody writes in the chat box. Oh yeah, I also have a really awesome picture of mountains with my name typed over it. I will definitely try to improve my blog content wise, but I need you guys to help give

yay

2010-08-18T23:23:00.001-07:00

Good news everyone!And when I say good news, I mean good news for me. You probably couldn't care less. But anyways, my elbow is finally better! I went to the gym for the first time in six weeks today. Even though I was lifting weight I probably could have lifted two years ago, I couldn't be more excited. I flew home over the weekend and my mom wanted me to see this doctor that she knew. Judging

:/

2010-08-08T13:54:00.000-07:00

All work and no gym makes Albert a dull boy. It's been about 4-5 weeks since I've lifted to my full potential. I can feel all the meat on my body slowly moving to the center and accumulating at my stomach. It's what I call getting fatter and skinnier at the same time. Arms and legs get skinner. Stomach gets fatter. Depressing. I really miss the feeling of setting new goals and achieving them in

dress socks

2010-07-30T01:02:00.001-07:00

What's the deal with people who use the term "blahablhab and I" incorrectly. For example, "That guy said hi to bob and I." First of all, I feel as though the only reason people would say that is to be grammatically correct. But, if you're gonna use it when you should have just said "me" which is the better sounding and easier word to say, then you're just an idiot. It's kinda like going out of

Hi

2010-07-25T14:25:00.000-07:00

Well, new update. You guys will be surprised but I actually ran a mile a day for the last 6 days. Yup. My goal is to hit 35 days because that is when Eunice comes back from Italy. Hopefully by the time she gets back, I will be less of a fatass. The bad news is that my elbow is still pretty fucked up and I can't even do a push-up. I wonder how much longer I should wait to see the doctor again.

movie 2

2010-07-19T00:39:00.001-07:00

So, after I wrote that last post, I immediately thought of a few other movies that I kinda hated due to ugly actors. Well, I didn't actually end up hating "The Dark Knight" because it was so damn awesome, but that new Rachel Dawes lady really fucked it up for me. Especially this part, when the Joker keeps saying what a pretty girl she was. The only thing I could think about was how great of an

movie

2010-07-14T13:54:00.000-07:00

Have you ever watched a movie where one of the main characters were so ugly that you started to hate the movie? That is pretty much what Transporter 3 is. Man that girl is so fucking ugly. Here, give me a second, let me go on google and copy and paste a picture of her.BAM. My god. The thing about it is, they kept zooming in on her face and she kept doing seductive poses and shit. If you're gonna

still fatboy

2010-07-13T17:08:00.000-07:00

So, I just ate some pretty burnt chicken. It was alright. Anyways, I just wanted to let you all know how right I was about my goal in my previous post coming true. So today is about six days later and I have not yet even attempted to run a mile once, however, I did get a seven dollar haircut which made my body look slimmer. Also, I went to the doctor to check out how my elbow was doing. He said I

fatboy

2010-07-08T02:12:00.001-07:00

Hello boys and girls! YES! It is that time of the year again. The moment you have all been waiting for has finally come. It is time for me to make another unrealistic goal to become not fat in a unrealistic amount of time. Yes, out of the 40 or so posts I have made in this blog, I'd have to say at least 10% of them involve new year resolutions, new life changes, etc. etc. of lists of goals of me

Thomas sucks at driving

2010-06-26T04:27:00.000-07:00

So my roommate rear-ended me the other day. Yes, we were both driving home and I decided last-minute that I was not going to not run a yellow left turn while he decided that he was going to. It's too bad I was in front of him. Luckily, neither of us really give a shit about our cars. We didn't even get out to assess the damage. The people at the intersection must have been really confused,

SUP

2010-06-10T02:20:00.000-07:00

Hi all,Let's start this post out with a joke.Knock KnockWho's there?KoreansKoreans who?Koreans beat their wives.Haha, Yes, I made that up myself, after I even typed the sentence "Let's start this post out with a joke." Anyways, sorry I haven't posted for a while. Nothing particularly funny or exciting has happened to me and I couldn't really think of anything worthy of posting. I actually don't

ow man

2010-04-18T19:27:00.000-07:00

Long story short, I had a pretty weird Saturday night. I spent about an hour driving to three different gyms that ended up being closed. The shopping center, where my usual gym is located, had a huge power outage and everything there was completely dark. Anyways, after going to the third closed 24 Hour Fitness in a row, I was starting to think that it was a sign telling me that I didn't need to

hello life

2010-04-07T23:16:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone. So due to a special demand from a very important Korean that I stop talking about Koreans immediately in my blog, I have decided that it is in my best interest to not discuss Koreans or fans anymore. Sorry folks, I have put great thought into this decision and I'm pretty sure the negative outcomes would be much greater than the positive ones if this post was also about Koreans. So

I got owned by a Korean

2010-03-23T23:19:00.000-07:00